At each show I hand out song lists for all the guests. This is usually a laminated double-sided legal sized sheet that contains all the songs I sing. This makes it easy for people to make requests. Until recently, I also included a humorous section called My Top Ten FAQs. In the last publication of my song list I had to remove the top ten list due to space constraints.
So for those who miss the FAQ section, here it is... all ten of them... including the artwork. Try to contain your enthusiasm!
In this list the answers are first. For best effect, read all the answers first and try to guess the question, then go back and click on each answer to see the corresponding question.
Yes, I was blessed with
a long one
How
do you remember so many songs? You must have a long memory.
Sure. As much and as often
as you like
Is
it okay if we tip you?
On the table, on the sound
board or on the bar
Where
is your tip jar?
40 to 50 a night
How
many songs do you sing every night?
I try to pace myself
Don't
you wear out? That seems like a lot of songs!
As long as the pigs don't
mind
My family is thinking of having a pig roast this summer.
Do you play for pig roasts?
Just a 4 inch piece of
rubber
That
black thing in the sound hole of your guitar looks like a pickup. What is
it?
It stops the squealing
when I'm pluged in
Then
it's some kind of feedback device. What's it do?
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